The Joke Thread
Sept 16, 2023 12:30:11 GMT
Post by northwesthoop on Sept 16, 2023 12:30:11 GMT
Elton John took his pet rabbit to the gym..
"It's a little fit bunny"......
I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the post. I sent it right back!
Way too expensive and really bad quality!
My wife complained she had blisters on her hands from using her broom , I’ve told her to take the car next time !!!!!
I bought my wife a water bed for her birthday but we had to get rid of it after a couple of weeks because we started to drift apart !
I found a rash on my upper leg and everytime I scratch it I hear music. I went to the docs and he said it's spotty thigh 😁
Mates' wife has left him citing his love of football as the reason ! He’s devastated he told me they’d been together for 10 seasons !
My wife and I are looking for a
decommissioned lighthouse to move into.
We don’t want anything too flashy.
Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20-minute jog. So now I am sitting in the park laughing at joggers.....
"It's a little fit bunny"......
I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the post. I sent it right back!
Way too expensive and really bad quality!
My wife complained she had blisters on her hands from using her broom , I’ve told her to take the car next time !!!!!
I bought my wife a water bed for her birthday but we had to get rid of it after a couple of weeks because we started to drift apart !
I found a rash on my upper leg and everytime I scratch it I hear music. I went to the docs and he said it's spotty thigh 😁
Mates' wife has left him citing his love of football as the reason ! He’s devastated he told me they’d been together for 10 seasons !
My wife and I are looking for a
decommissioned lighthouse to move into.
We don’t want anything too flashy.
Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20-minute jog. So now I am sitting in the park laughing at joggers.....
